Ahh Harry ( Machine Gun) Louis, ”the boy breaker”, we shot his first ever scene, his first bottoming scene, and his last ever scene, he even lets us look up his kilt, sweet sexy, handsome, hung-as-hell Harry. We watched him top with Ivo Costa, Ross Hurston, Stefan Colby, Mitch Collins, Jorge Ballantinos, Damian Duke, Diesel, Jake Ryder, Ashley Ryder, Shane Frost, BUT when he bottomed he went ”all the way” and took on Harley ( muscle-mountain) Everett and Drew (foot-long) Brody. Ex porn star Harry Louis never did anything by halves.
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BRANDON’s Toy Box – Backstage
A few months back we shot ‘Brandon’s Toy Box’ with rough boy Billy Baval giving Brandon Jones a hard fuck.
In this extra video Billy and Brandon play with some toys just before their shoot and also get to enjoy sexy backstage footage from filming the scene.
GBOB2 features Jessy Ares fucking Fabio Stallone
Gay Bar or Bust 2 episode 2 goes live today, featuring unreal stud Jessy Ares fucking muscle-stud Fabio Stallone. Jessy at the Dutchman in a pissy mood and the staff looks to Fabio to help him calm down. Fabio is an expert at stress relief, and his strong hands, tongue and lips are soon caressing and kissing Jessy and getting his thick cock hard and wet, and ready for release. As he empties his balls onto Fabio’s hairy body, the stresses of the morning are the last thing on Jessy’s mind.
Gay Bar or Bust Returns with raunchy 3-way Fuckfest!
UKNM’s acclaimed series “Gay Bar or Bust” returns for series 2 and it starts with a big bang. Dean, the manager of the gay nightlife hotspot “The Flying Dutchman” has abruptly quit leaving assistant manager Drew Brody in a tight spot. Gathering the staff together, it’s up to him to boost morale to get them through another hectic night. Lucas Davidson is brand new and excited to be working at the famous gay nightlife landmark, and his fresh look has caught the eye of Drew and veteran bartender Issac Jones. The three get naked and get ready for the night’s action with a hot and raunchy 3-way fuckfest. Issac and Lucas marvel at Drew’s massive 12 inch donkey dick, taking turns swallowing as much as they can. Drew wants into Lucas’s fresh ass and soon he’s cramming every inch of his black cock into the twink’s tight fuckhole. Issac fucks Lucas’s mouth and they keep swapping holes and cocks until Drew and Issac are dumping huge loads of cum all over the precious twink.
Sean Knight Stretches Miles Racer’s Hungry Fuck Hole
You know how when you really like a guy and want to have sex with him, you’re always hard or on the verge of getting hard? And you know that unbelievable excitement when he walks through the door, sits beside you and you start making out? Maybe you’ve secretly placed a porno in the DVD player already and you’re just waiting for the right moment to hit play. Well, take all that, put into a scene with Miles Racer and Sean Knight, and THIS is what you get. Hot dick sucking, hungry fuck holes getting rimmed and stretched with thick, huge, uncut cock, and a clear dildo that’s almost as fat as Sean Knight’s cock. Sean is a newcummer to porn and he’s paired with insatiable cock whore, Miles Racer. Miles is stretched from fore to aft with Sean’s amazing slab of extremely hard meat before getting fucked rough with a clear dildo.
PRIEST….
” THRALL” REVIEW IN GAY TIMES.
I remember when it was called Gay Times, but it seems to be called GT now, but whoever they are we love ‘em, and it seems they like us too, or at least our films. Here’s their review of "Thrall", but then of course anything with Carioca in it is a winner in my book – ( do i have to spell it out – how much of a crush I have on him, sigh)..
KENNEDY AND KORBEN AT MASTER U
We love the guys at Master U, and when they invited us back to test their new sling, we knew we’d have to put it through its paces (with a strenuous fucking). So we called on Kennedy to top Korben. Kennedy’s a great bottom and now its seems he’s a damn good top too. Korben loved it and there wasn’t a squeak or a creak out of the sling either – RESULT

GREAT, BIG, UNCUT COCKS
We know thats one of the things you love so here’s a real corker. It belongs to the very sexy, Ram Itin ( possibly not his real name). He’s bisexual, has a sex drive thats constantly in over drive and loves to show off. We filmed his first scene yesterday and if i’d had a tape measure handy i’d tell you the measurements, at the moment we’ll just have to go with ‘its a big un’. He was shooting with fellow first-timer David Walls, who, judging by his rock hard dick and huge, load of cum, was enjoying himself too.![]()
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BIG HARD BULGING MUSCLES
I don’t know how we keep stumbling across stunning, exhibitionist, horn dogs, who’ve never done porn before, but heres another two hairy, uncut, naked hunks – Marius and Marco. We’re definitely going to be shooting more in France, its a gold mine of undiscovered hunkery.
JASON SCOTT
We broke the few rules we have for this guy, not only is he straight, he’s…cut. But you have to agree we made the right decision, I mean just look at that body, he’s as hard as rock all over and this is first time ever on a porn site. Heres just a little taster
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THE FRENCH ARE COMING
Winter’s well on its way, but its still steamy at uknakedmen.com, with our summer shoot from south west France, real life lovers Nicolas Torri and David Castan made a splash (getit), in their first scene for uknm. Damn there are some hot ‘n’ diiiirty men in France, ahhh les mecs, we’ll be heading back, eh oui!!
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Ol’ Cheeky Chops is back!
Autumn’s a busy time for shoots. Some performers are coming back from summer travels abroad whilst others are heading back home after spending the summer here and we of course want to get some of them together in one or more of our videos. It doesn’t always work out, but it’s worth trying to orchestrate that cross-over period.
We’ve been back in that wonderland of stage sets in south-east London this week, thoroughy perplexing the owner by wanting to shoot in parts of the building which don’t have sets ready built! It’s here that we shot with someone we haven’t seen for a good while…
Kyle Lucas appeared in Sweeney 2 – Traffic, taking on the mighty Dillon Buck, bravely accommodating Dillon’s huge cock in his arse and swallowing jet after jet of hot Dillon juice.
It’s one of my favourite UKNM scenes and was great fun to shoot. I can’t believe it’s almost two years ago – or that we haven’t seen Kyle on the site since then!




I think he’s improving with age… his sexy body hair and his furry balls and arse make him even hotter and he’s growing into the perfect UKNM guy. He’s also a pleasure to have around & a shoot with Kyle is guaranteed to be a fun experience.
In his last performance for UKNM Kyle proved that he’s up for a challenge… and we certainly presented him with one this time. He of course accepted it – with relish.
More on that later…
A little extra width…
Though we’ve been shooting with high definition video cameras for a couple of years now, we still prefered the classic 4:3 format for our edits.
Too much empty space around the action and those black strips actually seeming to diminish the viewing area were a couple of the reasons.
Having said that, nor do we like the ‘one sixe fits all’ approach, and some videos just cry out for a wider format, so we set about figuring out how to deliver true widescreen streaming video how it’s meant to be seen… no black strips, just full-picture, wider video at our full-quality streaming bit rate.
We’re pleased to announce that you can now stream or download true widescreen versions of selected UKNM videos.
At our highest quality, that’s a whopping 960 pixels wide!
Remember we’ll only use widescreen if it works best for the video. This isn’t about using widescreen just because we can and if 4:3 gives a better result, we’ll use it. Where we do use widescreen, we hope you’ll enjoy the difference.
Try it out! Take a look at: ‘Roadie’ or ‘Vin Costes After Hours’ ‘Fightclub’ and others to see the full effect.
You have the quality, now feel the width…
Twice the fun
After much persuading, we finally got Vladi & BJ to come back for some hardcore action.
This real-life couple are great together and obviously didn’t need any direction, so we let them do their thing, pausing only to ask ‘who’s going to get fucked?’.
When both hands went up and both answered ‘me’ I knew we were in for a treat!
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A long time coming
Some shoots come together really quickly and others take a little longer. In general, even the most complicated videos make it to the site within a couple of months. Then there are a few scripts which have been near the top of our shooting list for ever, just waiting for the right location and the right models to come together at the right time.
Our next feature, Fight Club, is one of those videos. Based on an idea suggested to us by a UKNM member over a year ago, it’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here.
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Two city types meet in a disused warehouse for a bout of barefoot wrestling. The wrestling singlets they’re wearing under their suits cling to every contour of their taut bodies as they writhe & struggle to gain the upper role. UKNM stud Kurt Rogers is looking particularly fine in Lycra as is his sparring partner, the perfectly toned French Canadian Nick Ford.
The slips are eventually shed and the loser is askedd into submission – not that he’s too unhappy about being askedd – judging by his explosive and copious cum-shot, we think he really likes it that way.
Fight Club, like all our videos, is shot in HD, but this time we’re presenting it in wide-screen format, so you don’t miss an inch of the action.
It’s coming to the site this Saturday, July 19th. Grab yourself a ringside seat & watch this fight close-up.
Speed Dating
It wasn’t so long ago that British men wouldn’t even shake hands when they met. These days it’s a kiss on both cheeks – and that’s just the straight ones.
Mind you, I think this speed-dating craze is a good thing. There’s no messing about with polite conversation and it’s straight to what you’re really after.
Take these two for example. They met for the first time at 11.55 and they knew each other inside-out by lunch time.
Oh, the modern world!
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A week of calm
All quiet in the studio this week. After shooting like crazy for the last couple of weeks it’s now time to download all the footage, edit the photos and make banners & previews for the site.
The world-famous Hustlaball is coming to London this weekend, so whilst all those gorgeous men are in town I’ll be scouting for models.
The weather’s wonderful and it’s tempting to go out & enjoy the sun, but instead I’ll be trawling through the hook-up sites, looking at dozens of profiles with pics of hot men. It’s a chore, but I’m willing to do it! HAHA!
We don’t really go in for awards, preferring to do our thing and let you be the judge, but now we’ve been nominated for an award for which you are the judge, so I guess it would be churlish of us to ignore it.
Unlike other awards, where your chances of winning are proportionate to the amount you spend on advertising with the company which runs them, the EGPA awards are voted for solely by you the surfer, which seems a little bit fairer to us.
We’re nominated for Best European Site (and also bizarrely for best blog – please don’t !)
If you’d like to vote for us please CLICK HERE & follow the instructions.
Happy voting!
Public holidays? Pff!
May Bank Holiday is when most of Western Europe grinds to a halt; families head for the beach and gay boys head for the disco. Three days of hedonism to get us in a summer frame of mind.
We of course do the opposite. Turning down invitations to parties, we spent the weekend shooting four new scenes for UKNM in a great location in The City.
Having a part-glass roof and no a/c the venue was tropically hot and with eight hot guys going at each other we were soon raising the temperature even higher.
Fortunately, there’s a jacuzzi at the venue, so relaxing in it with a cold beer for half an hour at the end of the day was bliss.
Fleshlights ahoy!
Neil’s first encounter with a Fleshlight made a great solo video which was a big hit with our members. The look of curiosity mixed with apprehension soon turned into joy as he discovered new sensations which brought him to a shuddering orgasm. After shooting a huge load (we made him finish with his hand so the camera could see) his look was one of amazement and of course ecstasy as he sighed ‘amazing’.
Neil’s now a Fleshlight fan. We’d like to thank the people at fleshlight.co.uk for supplying samples. If you’d like to try one for yourself, visit www.fleshlight.co.uk

Back from the playground
Phew! That was an intense couple of days. We’ve been shooting in that huge warehouse I mentioned the other day. Set designer and committed collector Mike has transformed 5,000 square meters of empty warehouse into a wonderland of sets which range from Edwardian music room to sixties minimalist, all-white area – and the best part is, it’s all modular, so we can shoot in the sets they’ve created or steal stuff from other areas to make our own.
We of course couldn’t decide which area we wanted to shoot in most, so we went there for two days and shot four videos in a row!
Great sets deserve great men and as well as shooting with a couple of the site’s best, we also looked hard for some great new guys – and we found them
It was hard work, but a lot of fun. Now I feel a Bank Holiday weekend calling!
Committed to Quality
Our recent update ‘Sweeny 5-The Cut’ was actually shot last summer along with several other Sweeney episodes. We knew that Dillon Buck wouldn’t be available for a while, so we made a little stock for our members.
Then of course we continued shooting more great videos – each one vying for a place in the update schedule, and before we know it, it’s a year later and we still have a Sweeney episode waiting to go on the site!
Watching something that was shot a year ago was a little strange for us and brought back a few memories of that summer.
It’s also the last video we shot with a standard definition camera.
The main cam was hi-def of course, but being a young site, we couldn’t stretch our budgets to buying two hi-definition cameras until just after this shoot.
What few cam 2 clips we see are fine, but we’re glad we invested in state-of-the-art High Definition cameras a year ago because they’ve greatly increased the quality of our content.
As time goes on, we’ve invested further in new equipment to improve quality even further and we’ll continue to do so. Take a look at those very early videos in our bonus section if you’d like to compare!
Of course, video for streaming and downloading is compressed to keep file sizes down and while it looks pretty damn good, I suppose the difference will be really visible when we finally release some of our films on DVD.
UKNM Originals – Jake
I photograph a LOT of guys and they’re all sexy, but it’s rare that a guy gets me so hot and bothered I forget which way up the camera goes.. Jake smiles with his eyes. He has a naturally toned, hairy body and a perfect, perfect arse. He opens his mouth and speaks with the cutest French accent. I go weak. Then of course; the big gun.. he’s hung like a mule.. eight inches of thick, uncut cock above his big, heavy nuts. It’s all I can do to concentrate. This isn’t work, it’s pure pleasure…. but then it’s also , because all I really want to do is throw the camera away and jump him.
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Rubbing him up the right way
I’m looking forward to this week’s hardcore video update already. Freddy’s last video for a while and Rick Bauer’s first for us was great fun to shoot and the guys both gave great performances. Freddy in particular was obviously enjoying being fucked by Rick and his orgasm is powerful and intense.
It all starts with Freddy giving an intense, satisfying massage, not missing an inch of Rick’s body, then Rick’s aroused and in charge and it’s soon Rick who’s massaging Freddy’s prostate with his thick dick.
Like all the best massages and like all our videos, there’s a very happy ending.
Catching up…
We try to space our shoots out, but sometimes they just happen in groups. The last week was non-stop shooting and only now am I catching up.
A few days ago I introduced Leo as our first German stud. He is of course our second… who could forget the beautiful Marcel?
We’ve done our second video shoot with Leo already; this time a hardcore romp with a great plot, a great location and a super hot co-star.
As UKNM member blu pointed out, he’s a very energetic performer!
His co-star loves the way he fucks and so do we. (though we did have to rearrange the furniture a couple of times as it travelled across the room from Leo’s thrusting!)
More on the co-star and the shoot nearer the time, but here are a few snaps of Leo in action…
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Introducing Leo
We almost always shoot guys solo before asking them to take part in one of our feature videos, but there are exceptions to the rule, and we’ve been quite lucky in these cases. Last weekend, we’d rented a good location and had a great script which deserved the best guys. As you’ll all know, in life, it’s pretty easy to get two out of three things to fall into place, but getting all three happens less often. So as none of our regular guys were available, we took a chance on a couple of new guys who both looked great and just hoped it worked out.
Now I know you’re all ahead of me and know what’s coming next.. that’s right; one of the guys didn’t show.
Sometimes things happen and ‘plan B’ turns out to be just as good, if not better than ‘Plan A’ ; We had the luxury of getting to know this new hunk, and time to play around and experiment a little (technically!) and the results are pretty damn good – a great solo video, introducing Leo in the best possible way, and putting things back in their proper order.
Yes, this situation certainly turned out for the best. We think Leo’s a cracker and we get to meet him close up.
And that feature video?; We’ll be shooting that tomorrow, with Leo, in an even better location. And even better, we’re now able partner Leo with Dean Monroe. Imagine how hot that’s going to be!
So I guess the guy who didn’t show up did everyone a favour.
I can hardly wait to shoot Dean and Leo together. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Dean & Lucas – about time too..
Dean Monroe starred in the first ever British made hardcore video The White Room.
We met when I photographed him for an American magazine around the same time and knew instantly he had what it takes to be a big name in porn. He stood out in the video, went to the States and the rest, as they say, is history.
Seven years later, we finally meet Dean again and this time we’re shooting for our own site. It’s hard to believe it’s been so long. Dean’s just as charming as he was and very professional, so our shoot went very smoothly and though I haven’t yet seen the footage, I’m confident it’s one of our best yet.
Lucas Lions was the other half of this great shoot and this was a perfect match. The pair had crossed paths elsewhere, but never fucked, so there was that extra frisson of ‘at last’ about the whole scenario.
To make up for lost time, we’ll be shooting again with Dean this weekend.

Truncheon? What truncheon?
We have several shoots this weekend, one of which is our most ambitious by far, so there won’t be time to update the blog, so while I sit here a bundle of nerves, I’d like to pay tribute to a man who’s gentle and generous, sexy and up for anything, and also has an arse like a Tardis!
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The guys at Crackstuffers make great toys for serious players, sex pigs and brave men. They sent us some samples to play with and we wondered how we were going to find someone who could take them!
Cue Tony Greco, who accommodated the Crackstuffers truncheon with relative ease – and with a big smile on his face! He truly swallowed this thing before our eyes. If you’d like to see just how much of this truncheon is hidden, you can visit www.crackstuffers.com
UK Naked Men members can see the whole thing disappearing, inch by inch, ridge by ridge, and hear Tony’s moans of pleasure as he swallows it up when they watch Tony’s Army Medical video.
Life in the Lounge
Well the holiday season’s about over and we’re planning our next round of shoots. Meanwhile, here’s a big welcome to all our new members.
Feedback from our members is what helps us make each video we produce better than the last. We also listen to suggestions and requests to include particular fetishes and incorporate them where possible.
The UKNAKEDMEN members forum ‘The Lounge’ is the place to leave your comments and suggestions, ask questions and chat with other members.
Several members are regular contributors and a couple are prolific commentators. If you haven’t yet read any of Upnready’s posts, take a look in the forum. Upnready keeps us on our toes and keeps us all amused as well as coming up with some great script ideas!
Visit the members’ forum, sign up and have your say. It’s democracy for adults!
And the last update of 2007 is…
A final splash of colour and a helping of solid British uncut cock to round off the year, as Darren returns to the site for the first time this year! It’s hard to believe it’s over a year since his incredibly hot performance in The Wedding Party. We’ll be seeing more of him in 2008 too. He’ll soon be making his video comeback.


