On 31st May Axel Ryder and Buck Monroe return to UKNM with Axel once more playing the role of Agent 10×7 and Buck playing Double Agent Aristov Abramavitch …let’s call him Double A.
Agent 10×7 …let’s call him Double 0…
(can you see where we’re going with this? actually there’s no double-a or double-o in this video, we just like making silly porn puns. Honestly, we’re in our mid-to-late thirties, will we ever grow up?!)
Anyway, 00 is suspicious when he finds AA on the wrong floor of the MI5 building. He decides to test a new gadget which will reveal if AA is hiding anything.
- and we know from Buck’s previous appearances on the site that he’s hiding a lot
All is revealed and 00 finds that AA’s long, thick, uncut gadget is far more fun than the little toys they send up from downstairs…

After playing with it for a while, he remembers that AA must be punished for being a double agent and that he must get information out of him, so he pounds him mercilessly with his 10" tool , but the only thing to come out of AA are huge streams of sticky cum as he mistakes 00′s punishment for the best fuck he’s had in a long time.

A huge thanks to Salon Kitty for letting us use their song ‘For One Night Only’ as our theme tune.

Meet our new pash Vladi. He got to test the jacuzzi before us. After a while, he mentioned that he was getting a little hot, which I thought was an understatement and assured him that he was the hottest man we’d had in our pool for a while. Then I saw the temperature was set to maximum and steam was beginning to rise.

I turned the dial to minimum to cool our model down a little, but also because when he revealed his huge hairy rigid cock, I was getting very hot myself and couldn’t wait to dive in there and cool down.

Look who popped in the other day for a chat. Our Mark’s obviously been spending time at the beach and a lot of time in the gym and he’s bulking up, buffed and looking good. I think it’s time we saw some more of Mark – maybe in a group scene? Any requests?

Yesterday’s shoot was a bit of a challenge as it featured four guys (including one straight guy!) which is a first for UKNM.
All the guys were great; straight lad Matt performed superbly, though I’m not sure he was quite expecting such a busy shoot for his first time with us!
New boy Andy is a pleasure to work with and really enjoys his job! And Tyson, looking even hunkier than before, made a welcome return.

It was a particular pleasure to see Darren again. He’s a firm favourite with us and he knows how we do things, which makes my job a lot easier.

Darren did his first adult photo shoot with us eight years ago and has gone on to give some of the best and highest rated video performances on the site.
That first photo shoot is on the site of course. He also performed one of our first feature videos ‘The Wedding Party’ which set the high standards we’ve tried to uphold.

Darren’s most recent performance was in a blazing solo video – his first for us, after all this time! I’ve never seen a performance like it. It’s one of our highest rated videos and I think it will remain so for a long time.

So why am I telling you all this? Well, Darren has decided not do do any more adult shoots. Ever. He’s officially retired from the business.
I personally think he’s never looked better and gets sexier as time goes by, but he wants to move on, so I’ll just thank him for being such a great performer and a great guy and wish him all the very best for the future. Cheers Dazza!

We’re happy to have his first shoot on the site and that he chose UKNM for his last shoot. He certainly went out with a bang!

When models beer too much coffee there’s always a queue for the urinal

Type Darren into the search box in the members area to see all Darren’s shoots. Watch as the horny young pup turns into a super-sexy geezer!