You never know how a porn virgin’s going to work out, but we’re very laid back here and even shy Irish country
boy Shane had a fun day and after his initial nerves turned in a belter. 
We did both his shoots the same day, a solo in the morning,a long lunch break to build up his depleted cum stock, then it was a duo with Tyson.
Between Shane’s Irish slang and Tyson’s Essex Chav speak, we barely understood a word.
When asking Tyson about his gym, (he’s bulking up nicely) he said it was full of ‘gavers’ (gathers) thats coppers to you and me, and when he asked for a beer after drenching Shane with a facefull of cum, he said ” You got any ‘gatter’” thats booze, ” cos you go out ‘n’ get gattered, don’t you”.Are we so far out of the loop? Anyway, these two didn’t need language lessons – they were speaking the same language without saying a word..
( that duo is “Pickup” – coming soon)
( that duo is “Pickup” – coming soon)