I’ll have the beef please..

 

We like a varied diet here at UKNM. We love pork (swords, all things piggy..) and have even dabbled with the odd chicken (though that’s a rarity).
We’re generally not too hard to please.. a killer smile, a great arse and a big, uncut cock usually do it for us, but there are times, sometimes, when only 100% pure beef will do. And a big slab of it please. And make it the finest quality beef available.
And when you want 100% top quality beef, you call Axel Ryder. So we did. And he delivered. Big time.

Axel will be be starring in two UKNM feature videos in the coming months.

(my English teacher would kill me for beginning sentences with ‘and’. And for non-UK residents, chicken = twink)

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