Great word isn’t it? Arse.. And so British! It’s one of those words which distinguishes us from Americans, Canadians and others who speak our language. Most Spell Checkers flag it as an error, like they do when we write colour, neighbour, tyre… there, lots of red dots on this line of type!
Anyway, I’m a fan. I’m what the Americans would call an Ass Man. I love arses almost as much as I love that top part of the leg, where the thigh meets the butt-cheeks (that’s arse-cheeks, of course, but I like that Americanism..) In profile, it can drive me wild.
I also love cock of course – and who doesn’t?! Thick, juicy, uncut cocks are what we look for on this site and I love shooting them; I love shooting them shooting… and we all love to compare, don’t we? We have so many huge-cocked men on this site it’s become a major topic of discussion.
We have Upnready’s Top 5 list of the biggest, longest, thickest and tastiest cocks here on UKNM – and of course, it keeps changing, because we’re always finding more hung men! Cock is our raison d’etre and what we rightly focus on…
But let’s not forget the arse! As I said, I’m a huge fan of a pert, meaty arse and I think they should be given equal billing to the mighty cock!
A Top 5 list of the best arses on UKNM is needed. In fact, I’m going to start a thread in the lounge right now to kick off the voting. I do of course have my personal favourites (another spelling error apparently…) but arses are so subjective that I want to see how many agree with my choices 
Now for the spanner in the works. I’ve had my firm favourites for a long time and the list hasn’t changed. I could have rattled off my Top 5 list quite easily until we met BJ last week. Just when you think your sure who your number-one-arse belongs to, along comes a new guy, and the minute he drops his pants you’re rethinking the whole list!
BJ has muscles, a big, uncut cock, a great smile, tattoos, a hairy chest… all my favourite things… but during the whole three-hour shoot, as he strutted around the studio naked, I couldn’t take my eyes off his arse!
Gentlemen, I give you BJ, my nomination for best arse in town 