In a miserable January with our new years’ resolution behind us (phew that was a tough few weeks!) what better way to get back into things than with a clutch of new additions to the already magnificently stocked UKNM stables? I mean, is it my imagination or are British blokes getting dirrrrrtier?! With the likes of the very lovely Ben Statham, Michael Madison and Danny Star, its rapidly become filth central around here – hurray!
As usual, we’ve been taking notes from the lounge… Who was it ordered some double penetration?? Well hold tight mister, we’ve got a DOUBLE portion of that – in one scene! And someone out there was looking for a horny repair man – yep, done that… and a self facial? okay that one’s taken a while, but we’ve done that too. 
Now being English, (oh and one Welsh guy) we’re too shy to ask, but luckily for us, this bunch of bad (in a good way) lads suggested all this stuff themselves – really!
So with only one night off to go and see the extraordinary Grace Jones, its back into the fray. Did anyone else see her show? It was 80% gay by my reckoning, and worth every penny for the hula hoop version of ‘ Slave to The Rhythm’ alone.